Seahaven Noosa Beachfront Resort in Noosa Heads

Not sure where the 5 star ratings are from, possibly another restaurant or fake.
Mexican food is so easy to cook and almost as comforting as Italian food, but this place manages to mess it up on every aspect.
Drinks (sangria and margarita) were bad as if a 4 year old made them.
I had the Mexican chicken, it was awful, dry, microwave heated, and the sauce on top was horrible. The beans mash next to it looked like prison food.
My wife had the beef in rice which was very bad too.
The only dishes they managed to not mess up where the nachos (factory made, nothing to mess up) and the guacamole, which again tasted like 4 year old made it, but mashed avocado is very hard to ruin.
Service was mostly ok until I asked for water the waitress said she can’t get it now...
Avoid at all costs!!!

The food is absolutely terrible. Bland, tasteless, and as some people have said here which is spot on - it tastes like microwave food from a can. I ordered a quesadilla - it was bland and basic and disgusting. I didn't even finish half. My wife ordered a chicken enchilada and it was like aeroplane food. We forced ourselves to eat JUST HALF because it's a waste of money. I would've preferred to have thrown it out. Honestly, disregard those 5 star fake reviews and avoid this place.

Food was terrible. The portions are very small. Kids nacho meal was the same size as the adults meal...(very small)

The rice was crunchy and burnt.

Dirty looking shabby restaurant. My family and I were the first guests to arrive at the restaurant. I went to use the toilet and there was a dirty log and urine on the toilet seat. Bins were full of paper towels and overflowing onto the floor. I complained to the female waitress and she said all the staff are female she would not know what goes on in the male toilets.....I then said I had to use the female toilets and they were just a filthy...She just look at me with a blank stare...

Suggestion: How about you clean your toilets and the rest of the filthy restaurant whilst your at it...

Do not eat here..

If my children were not with me I would have not paid and walked out... $60 down the drain.

Really bad sub made by staff who didnt care

This subway was probably the worst subway I have ever been to and I've been everywhere. The bread was under cooked and doughy, there were no meatballs Or teriyaki chicken in stock and the chicken was so bland plus the sauce seemed off for the price we payed. This subway was not up to standards for we spent 19 dollars on drinks and one subway and I almost threw up. The staff were also very slow and did not apologise when there wasn't a variety to chose from.

Never complained about a subway as it's my go to fast food, but when I came to this store I was disgusted, the lady who served me was rude to every single customer before and after me while I was in the line, was arogent and Was short and only cared about herself, the meetballs were over cooked and pepperoni was dry and disgusting, the bread was soggy like weetbix, all the salads were all dry and the lettuce was brown and white and when I asked for fresh lettuce they said it was all they had and didn't apologise, I was with a group of friends and no one wanted to lettuce or spinach because of how revolting it was. When I started eating my subway I realised how disgusting it was and I caked up complaining and they said to come back and get a refund. Then I went up and the rude lady argued and screamed at me. And only gave me a refund for
A 6 inch. This is extremely disgusting

I've never reviewed before, but feel compelled too. The sandwich I ordered today was the worst sandwich I've ever eaten in my life, could only stomach half as it was to disgusting, chicken, salad was tastless and bread was crumbly and a joke. These people have absolutely no idea how a sandwich should taste and have no understanding of the word - fresh. It's pathetic that fare like that is served in a so called trendy town such as Noosa let along a first world country as Australia

Great ocean front cafe!

The location is fantastic, beautiful and relaxing location, VIP view and direct access to Noosa Beach.

Unfortunately the waiting time was the most bittersweet experience. We were waiting for one hour for three dishes which were over cooked, soggy and well overpriced. The bar wants to play along the fine dining edge but completely misses the target.

The portions are well small, flavours great.

The starter wasn't served to the start, it came along the main dishes. My fish dish was totally messed up, no crispy skin, dry fish and garnish was laughable.

The food looks better on the menu.

We (the four of us) arrived at the restaurant at around 2pm to have coffee and dessert. We had to wait to be seated. There was a free table at the front of the restaurant with uninterrupted view of the beach. I asked for that table but I was told I couldn't have it because we were only having dessert and coffee rather than lunch. I didn't think that was right but accepted an alternate table. Ordered our dessert. Coffee was ok but the dessert was fantastic. Try the toffee pudding. Took awhile but worth the wait. The waitress should've told us earlier about the wait. Went to pay and found out we were charged for 6 instead of 4 drinks. When it was pointed out to 'Matt' that there were only four of us, he offered no apologies. Instead, he inferred we could be ripping him off with the line, "Well, it is common for people to have more than one drink!". Refunded the difference. I really loved the dessert but I would never go back.