Ru:
1) Klopy! Oni tut tozhe zhivut i kusayut.
2) Skuchaete po sovku? Osvezhite pamyat posetiv eto mesto. Anturazh, servis, parket...
3) Boites paukov? Togda luchshe ne vyhodit na balkon - ih tam mnogo vecherom, a dnem oni pryachutsya v treshchinah.
4) Obdiralovka. 4-h zvezdochnyy otel v Volgograde stoil nam pochti v dva raza deshevle.
5) Mestopolozhenie - Nesmotrya na to chto otel nahoditsya blizko k tsentru i pryam na Volge, on tak zhe nahoditsya okolo karaoke bara, gde gromkie pesni poyut do utra.
6) Elektrika - nochyu perestal rabotat svet v tualete, pritom chto on rabotal v komnate. Utrom opyat rabotal svet.
EN:
1) Bedbugs! This place has bedbugs!
2) Well if you ever wondered what service was like in the Soviet Union - this is the place to experience it. What
3) If you're afraid of spiders - best not to walk out on to the balcony during the evening. They hide in the cracks during the day
4) Overpriced. Our four star hotel in Volgograd was almost twice cheaper!!!
5) Location. Though it's close to the city center and has a good view of the Volga, it's right by a karaoke bar, and they keep singing well into the night - even on weekdays.
6) Electricity and lighting in the room.... well sometimes it just doesn't work. At night, I wanted to turn on the lights in the bathroom, but they wouldn't turn on. They worked in the room, but not in the bathroom. In the morning, everything worked again.

Sovok interiors, staff - they didn't want to check us in without everyone's passport (sic!), and overall feel. I'm given this place 2 stare