Globales Cala'n Bosch in Cala'n Bosch

This hotel should be re-named - Hotel bore, Just got back from this hotel, it was my 3rd time here but I previously visited over 7 years ago and sadly I won’t be returning this hotel again. I’ll start with the positives, which I already knew! the location is great, beautiful marina and a stunning beach for swimming and snorkelling. That’s where it ends unfortunately, Ok now for the negatives, the actual hotel, there’s is no daytime entertainment board in English so I’m not sure how they expect English guests to join in, games seems to happen for the first 2 days but we wasn’t asked to join or had any information and seemed to mainly cater for the non English guests that’s if anyone bothers to do anything at all? Then they stopped completely. At night there was absolutely nothing to do, no entertainment at all for the whole stay, not even any background music, just terrible. I have never been to a hotel where there is nothing in the evening, really poor, someone said they only have 3 shows 3 nights a week but there was nothing during our stay - false advertising at its finest , all the staff and reception say to any questions is “I don’t know”?The food here is basic with little choice and always cold i remember it being basic before but I thought the little choice there was previously was better then this year, everyone seemed to be just getting through the last week of the season. They had no ice cream in lunch or dinner for 2 days, they ran out of sparkling wine every night after we had one glass? But magically had some again the following night?, then they ran out of butter? The weather was great most of the week. There was very few staff, I would have given it 2 stars but there was too many negatives, in-the bar there is has no atmosphere, or music, no entertainment, we managed 4 nights then asked to be moved to another hotel. TUI did offer a move but with only 1 full day left by the time they responded we couldn’t be bothered re-packing and unpacking again so we decided to spend our nights away from the hotel, in the marina, the hotel shut on our last day and we had to move to another hotel anyway. The hotel we moved too was so much better, they had evening shows and daytime entertainment as advertised, it’s probably not TUI fault that the hotel decided to end the season before our holiday had finished but after being charged over 92 euros tax on arrival for a 4 star hotel to receive this treatment all I can give this particular experience is hotel = 1 star.

There was only 2% English. It was Italian and French. TUI rep was so rude. Food was so bland. Eating out every night. Awful.

If you want loud and brash and bang bang bang all day long then this is the place for you. Noise pollution central.
This hotel absolutely ruins everything surrounding it from the size of the ugly building to the awful noise.
The Globales hotel are all out of keeping with their surrounding areas. No idea how they've got away with it but they have.
If you want a nice peaceful holiday then stay away.

Fortunately not staying there..in the exceptional Fergus Style hotel 200 yards away...the excessive music from the Globales starts at 10 and finishes late evening..not acceptable..only hotel or business you can hear ..think about your Neighbours...

Great location, mediocre everything else (with a side of diesel fumes)

Let’s start on a high note: the location is fantastic. The hotel sits right across from the stunning Cala Bosch beach — you can go from bed to beach towel in under a minute.

Now, the rooms… let’s call them “cozy-modern.” They’re small, but not coffin-small, and look like someone tried to redecorate in the last decade. As for cleanliness — that was a bit of a roulette game. Some days, the room was fine. Other days, we were gifted a lovely layer of beach sand on the floor. Once, after the cleaners "finished," we came back to find our door left unlocked — apparently an open-door policy we weren’t informed about.

Staff? A mixed bag. Some were friendly and helpful, others looked like they'd lost a bet and ended up working here.

The hotel has two sides: one with a beach view (lucky you!) and one facing the road and a lighthouse (hello, exhaust fumes!). We drew the short straw and got the “diesel deluxe” view. Trucks and buses started arriving before sunrise and kept coming all day — some parked right outside with engines running for ages. One heroic trucker gave us 40 minutes of uninterrupted diesel ambience.

And just when you think peace might return, the nearby ice cream café steps in to save the day — by blasting the same monotonous music from 10am to midnight. You can hear it even with the windows closed. It’s not a soundtrack — it’s psychological warfare.

Food-wise, the experience ranged from “hmm...” to “what even is this?” Breakfast was the same every single day — no omelettes in sight, just sad, overcooked fried eggs that looked like they’d lost the will to live. Lunch and dinner offered more variety, but not more quality. We suspected the chef might be a performance artist staging a protest through undercooked fish and aggressively salty pancakes.

The restaurant itself is too small for the hotel’s size. Meal times felt like a full-contact sport: hunting for a clean table, dodging uncollected dishes, and hovering around empty food trays that stayed empty far too long.

The hotel does have parking — in theory. In practice, it was usually full by early evening, unless you were willing to fight a fellow tourist for a spot.

Overall, the hotel feels like it’s operating with about half the staff it needs. Great location, but everything else could use a bit of love... or a miracle.