B&B Hotel Bicocca in Milan

This is honestly a tough one. The room its self was solid. Especially for a 1 star. Not bad for budget. The service was strange as every detail was tediously explained including a walkthrough of the room. Particular is a good word. The representative (i assume was the owner was nice and cordial). I had already paid for my room but was threatened to not have access if not arrived before 10pm via text during the day. It may work for you. Read more reviews to form an opinion. The location is great and feels very safe.

We ordered parking and payed 2 minutes after we got a message that the parking is full so we called reception and the women that answered was incredibly rude and not nice so we cancelled immediately.
Bottom line: false advertising and rude staff

The hotel overall has potential due to its location, however the lecture about all the rules of things such as how to open the windows, how to shower, how to use the toilet, to keep the shutters down, windows open, and all other absurd things we were told by the woman who greeted us, made me never want to visit this “hotel” ever again.
Parking said to be free of charge was never accessible although it was empty.
Appliances in the rooms according to rules were “forbidden to use”.

Simply the worst customer service I have ever experience at Hotel Bicocca.

Upon arrival we were greeted by what I guess is the owner of the property. She informed us that the Internet is not working, and hasn't worked for a while, I then proceeded to ask when will it be back online, the lady could not give me a straight answer. so instantly thats a big part of the agreement and a important service out the window.

I then asked about the Air conditioning which she said was €10 a night, which is extortionate in my humble opinion.

Very luckily we found a property just down the road from Hotel Bicocca, which was actually cheaper but way better quality!

It is a very basic hotel. The room is old, but seemed clean, although it really needs a brushing-up.
Wifi was good.
The room had only one usable socket, so it was really inconvenient and i couldn't charge my laptop and mobile at the same time.
My room had a private bathroom outside the room. However, there was no key, so technically everyone could get in.
The lady at the reception is not very friendly and inundates you with rules of every kind which you must follow (don't use too much running water). She made me feel uncomfortable.
I would not recommend it.

The sign is very gentle, but demanding the permission of the father to the daughter, 16 who is travelling with his mother was very discriminating, I would say.