Locanda Al Moro Hotel in Sciacca

To suggest this is a hotel is a confidence trick. One of the worst bed and breakfasts I have ever been to. No parking nearby - no reception - lousy breakfast. The beds were uncomfortable and the pillows like concrete blocks. Access to the rooms is up steep steps which are somewhat dangerous if you are old

Do you mainline febreze? bathe in cheap cologne? Hate the smell of nothing in your hotel room? Book a room here. You could wash the stench out of your hair and leave quickly so the smell doesn’t follow you. It comes with a bonus for foot soak because the shower drains so slowly that the next person to shower gets to enjoy your dirty soap water. Things that smell better than the rooms at this hotel: The unclean locker room of teenage boys A leaking septic tank A corpse flower The smoking cage at the airport A pair of bowling shoes My dog after she rolls in a dead raccoon A rotting whale at the beach We prepaid for 2 rooms for 2 nights and left after breakfast (which was very good) after the first night. One room smelled so badly we needed to move. WiFi barely works. We have traveled enough to know that sometimes smells are unavoidable or they linger. Nothing compares to the sweet chemical odor at this hotel. Just gross.