This was by far the worst place I've ever stayed. Seriously, I'm speechless.

**Facilities:** Practically non-existent. You even have to ask for water, and the front desk actually suggested I go buy my own.

**Hygiene:** It was just okay, but the bathroom was a problem. The toilet seat wouldn't stay up. There are about four or five rooms on one floor, each with four beds, all sharing two bathrooms. And one of them was broken, you couldn't even shower in it. Just imagine the chaos.

**Environment:** Haha, you won't believe this. The mattress and bed frame weren't even the same size. The head end of the bed wouldn't support itself, so your head would sink at least 30 degrees. Any slight movement and you'd feel like you were hanging yourself. Plus, the beds were incredibly close together, making it easy for things to fall off.

I stayed three nights, and two of them I was woken up by noise downstairs. Checked the time, 3:30 AM. Some pure Turkish 'sabotage' teenagers were yelling and causing a ruckus downstairs. They were even playing music loudly in the middle of the night, and it was absolutely terrible. I really don't want to swear, but this place is truly garbage. Seriously, don't even bother coming.

**Service:** Haha, check-out is at 11 AM, by the way. Seriously, don't come to Turkey for vacation. A McDonald's meal costs over 200 Lira. What's the point? It's absurd that this country hasn't collapsed from inflation yet. I expect to see the Lira become worthless within three years.