Hotel Adria in Vela Luka

TL;DR: An average hotel that offers an amazing location with outdated rooms and poor service. Let's break it down:
Location: the best, in a cove facing the sea. Nearby beach.
Staff: Average. Nothing else to add.
Food: doubtful quality and variety.
All inclusive: breakfast, lunch and dinner. Cookies and coffee from 16-17h. Drinks are from a machine and if you still have a liver, avoid them.
Premises: outdated rooms, specially toilets and windows (still from the eighties with no sound insulation)
Let's speak about sound: every night there's loud music from the hotel terrace until 22-23h. Forget resting or putting small kids to sleep having a sea-front room (that you actually pay more to have). After some complaints it was told to us by one element of the staff that "if we want peace we should look for a monastery". These people shouldn't be working in a hotel, specially at its reception.
Conclusion: Avoid at all costs unless you are an 75y old that wants to party with typical Croatian music and do hydrogymnastics at the small hotel pool.

We booked the all-inclusive package, which is essentially full board. While you won’t go hungry, the food selection is quite limited and lacks variety.

What really disappointed us was the behavior of the animation team from Relax Turizem. The equipment they used was already in poor condition, and yet they accused children of damaging it. This was completely inappropriate and unprofessional.

The hotel itself and the hotel staff were generally fine — friendly and accommodating. However, the animation team was a major letdown. Over the 7 days we stayed, most of the activities were aimed at older guests, with very little organized for children.

Overall, the hotel is okay, but I would not recommend it for families with young kids due to the poor animation program and unacceptable behavior from the animation staff.

Never before have I experienced such a hostile and child-unfriendly attitude! With two hungry kids, they would not let us eat at the buffet- it was 13:54 and eating times are only until 2. I asked why other people were still eating then- I would've paid good money and there was still plenty of food. But they wouldn't let us eat, not even quickly. When I asked for snacks, as my kids were really hungry, they allegedly didn't have any- nothing, not even chips or nuts. What kind of place leaves children hungry when there's loads of food in sight? Bad people. Bad receptionist. Post-socialism at its worst!