Was provided with a superior double where there was enough room to swing a cat. Just as well they were all around the hotel.
In estate agent speak it was a spacious double with extra single room, balcony and garden views.

In real terms it was crammed. You couldnt open the wardrobe as it hit the bed. You coudnt open the balcony door without it being in the way of the double bed
Signage everywhere. No food or drink in the rooms even though theres a fridge
Stains must be paid for even though the towels are 50 shades of grey.
Water stained ceilings and a shower that worked like an uncontrollable hosepipe flooding the bathroom as there was only drainage hole in the shower cubicle
Bed uncomfortable
Sunbeds could have originally been on the titanic and the newer ones had split cushioning
There was rubbish growing everywhere
Insect repellent a must
Food well dont get me started there.
Favouritism shown to the turkish

Not clean. No maid service. Staff not very friendly except for Tarkin the night shift. Very helpful and hard working. Never again