Kleopatra Micador Hotel in Alanya

I stayed at Kleopatra Micador Hotel in Alanya and unfortunately my experience was far from relaxing. Here is my honest and detailed review, so future guests know what to expect. Rooms: The rooms are quite small and in my case the view was disappointing — instead of a sea view or something nice, I was looking directly at nearby living spaces just 20 meters away. (In French: j'ai un vis-à-vis direct avec les autres habitants, donc pas de privé). When I arrived, the showerhead was broken. I reported this on the first day but unfortunately it was never repaired during my entire stay. On my third night, I wanted to take a shower but there was no hot water — just lukewarm or cold. So I had to take an uncomfortable cold shower late at night. Food: The food is generally edible but nothing special and there is not much variety. At lunch and dinner there is always the same tomato sauce pasta, and I often felt that leftover dishes were re-used the next day. For example, the turkey dish and liver dish seemed to be mixed together the next day — at least that was my impression. There is a cake & coffee hour at 4 PM but the cakes and cookies were very poor quality and sometimes they were cleared away early. To be fair, the staff were usually willing to help if you asked nicely. Drinks: The hotel claims to be all-inclusive, but the selection is very limited: you get local vodka and warm white or red wine. I asked multiple times for the white wine to be chilled in the fridge but they still served it warm. Also, the Wi-Fi is not included — you have to pay extra (€3 per day). Staff: The cleaning staff and most waiters are the true backbone of this hotel. They are very friendly, respectful, and try to do their jobs well despite working long hours. The housekeeping was done daily and always very clean — I really appreciate their hard work. If you get thirsty at night, you have to go down to the lobby and refill your water bottle from a water dispenser. Otherwise, there are plastic cups you can fill up one by one. Worst experience: My worst experience was at dinner when a waiter asked me to leave the table because “the owner always sits there.” This table was not marked as reserved, but the hotel owner apparently keeps it permanently reserved for himself. When I accidentally sat there, he made rude comments like “Turks are always like this.” As a Turkish person myself, I found that very disrespectful and humiliating. Later, when I reserved the same table for myself, the owner came again and tried to sit with us uninvited. Even when I was sitting with my girlfriend, he kept interrupting and disturbing us. It got so bad that the manager called me to his office and subtly threatened to throw me out if I “kept sitting at his boss table.” He even called my local guide (my Rehber) to warn me that if I didn’t stop, they would kick me out of the hotel. The next day, when we tried to sit at a different table (which had no reservation sign) during breakfast, we were once again

I would like to congratulate this hotel; they truly deserve a medal for being the worst and most disastrous hotel I have ever stayed at. The food was simply inedible, the same food all the time, and it tasted so bad that the only thing I could swallow was fries with ketchup. When it comes to the room, I found it more comfortable and pleasant to lie on the beach than on the hard bed. Poor selection of drinks, and at the reception, they only speak English during the day. This hotel doesn’t even deserve 2 stars!

Worst hotel ever, the only good was a kind front desk manager. Food is disgusting, beds Are hard and no neglisjert arter 18.00 o clock. I will never never reccomend for anyone. The posistion of the hotel is ok, not far away from beach. But not worth it