Messehotel Köln-Deutz in Koln

Really disappointed
I got to my room one night and noticed what appears to be a scheiße stain on the new duvet from housekeeping. The stain was in an immediately noticeable part of the duvet; the housekeeper almost certainly directly touched the stain with their hand because it is near the fold crease. And of course due to the staffing issues, it’s not like I can just call down to the front desk and ask for a new duvet - there was literally zero staff in the hotel.

Now for the non-fecal stuff: there were no tissues available, which is fine, but I don’t go on holiday to do something I already do at home (blow my nose into toilet paper); the bathroom exhaust does not work which will create a long term mold problem in the bathroom; the shower doors themselves have maybe 3cm gaps in the middle and along the floor, and this allows so much water to escape the shower basin and onto the floor that I no longer use the overhead spigot; aforementioned staffing issues means nobody on site after 18:00, which to be honest isn’t really a problem so long as there’s no foreign feces on your bed; the motion-activated sink is a nice thought, but due to the time calibration and high water pressure it is almost certainly using more water for things such as brushing teeth and shaving than I would be using with standard knobs.

The hotel was in a prime location, very quiet neighborhood, but that is not enough to overcome everything else.