Hotel Sophia in London

I’ve stayed in some dives, but Hotel Sophia is a biohazard masquerading as a building. Calling this a "hotel" is a crime against the English language. The Arrival from Hell: The lobby smelled like a mixture of wet dog, bleach, and raw sewage. The "receptionist" didn't even look up from his phone, just tossed a key at me that looked like it had been pulled out of a gutter. The Room (The Dungeon): I opened the door and was hit by a wall of humid, stagnant air. The Bed: I pulled back the gray, crusty sheets and found a literal ecosystem. Bed bugs weren't just present; they were holding a convention. There were blood spots on the mattress that looked decades old. The Bathroom: The "shower" was a death trap. Exposed wiring was sparking near the showerhead, and the black mould on the ceiling was actually dripping onto the floor. I found a used bandage stuck to the tiles. The "Extras": I moved the bedside table and found a mountain of ancient rubbish, including what looked like a dead rodent and several "items" that definitely shouldn't be in a public space. Safety & Security: The window didn't lock, and the door frame was so warped I could see into the hallway. I spent the night propping a chair against the door while listening to people screaming in the street and what sounded like a fistfight in the room next door. The walls are paper-thin; I could hear the person above me breathing. The Verdict: I left at 3 AM. I didn't even ask for a refund; I just needed to get out before I caught a respiratory infection or was carried away by the insects. I had to burn my suitcase when I got home to make sure I didn't bring the plague with me. STAY AWAY. I’d rather sleep on a damp piece of cardboard in Paddington Station than spend another minute in this squalid, crumbling ruin.

it was early on a monday moring when we entered the hotel later on i saw my mate homo erectus the dave having a tug in the corner with a random homeless bloke of the street thankyou for your service very entertaining 6/7 stars dont go in the wardrobe in room 420 and dont look in the loo theres a skid mark on the seat roof and wall of the bathroom lots of love karen

My mate josh just got screamed at by the staff and then some random bloke on the street called Kieran just stole his brand new kickers and he used the shoes as a pot for his money (his 50 pence) when I finally checked in to my room Morgan freeman was in the shower and his pet silverback gorilla was on my bed also I think that Morgan violently pooed in toilet because it was mad smelly and it wouldn't flush there was also a transgender bloke in the corner producing breastmilk at a rapid rate when josh lifted the duvet his nan was there giving him his 67th can of lynx this year cause he is smelly so josh snapped her legs Van Dijk style and then chinned her Zidane knockout style then josh started crying cause he is a sad little boy so he revived his nan and then his nan and the gorilla started playing tap outs his nan won but she still cant say burglar alarm (his nan is from the rough ends of Glasgow) but on the bright side the Chinese takeaway down the street was banging 10/11 would recommend

I had trouble sleeping. I swear there was Diddy in my closet but I scared him away with a tiny child. Next morning he stalked me until I went to the airport. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

there was a plie of $hit on the bed from gorilas i would recomend causing a fire here and gorilis in the sink and i got tickled in bed by some thing helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

this place is the worst the shower water was brown and there was bugs and $hit on the ground DO NOT STAY HERE ITS 1 STAR I DO NOT RECOMEND AT ALL SMELT HORRIBLE THERE WAS ACTUAL BUGS AND POOP ON THE WALLS IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO SO BAAAAAAAAADDDDD DO NOT STAY

I went to this hotel and all I saw was rats and mice then I went to take a poop to find a baby gorilla in the toilet bowl. I cant believe that and after all that I went down stairs too find a baby snake inside of my coffee they had served me. I hate this place but I think i will go back it was so funny to find 17 baby cockroaches with mini knives and ak-47s the baby gorilla now lives happy with us his name is Timmy. I will say the mama gorilla is a good friend of ours now she lives at Home with her husband. I hope they can fly over here to Russia real soon.

Wow just so horrible, I went for my aunt Marissa's funeral. This place was worst then the hell Marissa was in (Marissa was a cannibal). I WANT MY MONEY BACK NOWW! The staff abused me they kept coming in my room and massaging my feet when asked not to. Do not book your stay here i wish i was with marissa rather than being here.