Joker Vista Hotel Side (ex Side Nossa Hotel) in Side

- It was dirty. Service awful.

Absolutely appalling. Food disgusting, covered in flys, hot food cold, cold food hot. I will try anything once, but omfg!! Eggs and maggots in food, food left out all day in temp upto +30° recipe for disaster. whole of place in dis-repair. Needs knocking down & rebuilding from scratch. Unclean unhygienic. Rude aggressive staff. Broken aircon, balcony glass broken and unsafe. Many people who checked in, checked straight out 3.5 stars my ass, more like minus 3.5 stars. Moved to another hotel only 2 days into a 14 day holiday. Someone entered our room at 2 am in the morning with their key card! !!!! shouldnt have happened......staff unapproachable and couldn't give a f**k attitude. Would NOT RECOMMEND this hotel in any shape or form.......Wouldn't put my worst enemy in this hotel... plenty nice hotels in side. Been moved by travel company after ringing them & sending them an email. New hotel bloody fantastic x NO STARS FOR SUNBIRD HOTEL... AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE! ! ???? Had to give a star because it wouldn't let me post review otherwise. Believe me NO STARS AT ALL. Awful, awful awful!!! You've been warned! !!!!

Is a disgrace.
Floor tiles or carpet, not hardwood floors, and I asked her to have slippers in the room, but they won't.
It's not close to the beach.
Don't comfort.

It's not my room and the bathroom ceiling just fell in my friend's room, the bathroom ceiling collapsed in the same week. Looking at the pictures, think it's a nice hotel.Because of the lack of ventilation at all but the facts aren very narrow and rooms smells bad.Insufficient buffet, I'm hungry

The staff here couldn't do enough to help me during my medical emergency last week. They're not staff any more. They're friends.

I posted that when I put a 5 star review the first time I stayed.

The second time the receptionist accused my respectable English female friend who lives here of helping herself to free drinks. We think it was because she declined his advances because the management were very shocked.

Later I discovered that somebody had drunk half a litre of my whisky while my bags were held behind the reception desk.

I no longer felt safe so I checked out. Not good for a lone female traveller.