Grand Nar Hotel - Adult Only in Kemer

Well, where to start! ( 4* hotel??? 😂😂😂😂)

You read all these reviews stupidly we did not…
The STAFF -
Not much English spoken but generally they all really nice and friendly, we had no issues all wanted to help when asked etc young guys on the bar and the floor curly hair very nice, Russell outstanding. And tall slim guy who rode a bike. Very nice too.
the FOOD -
nothing is labelled making it very hard to know if you’ll like it or if it’s contains any allergies. No chips were served the whole time… all very cold seems like it was cooked on the many cigarettes they smoke. “The fresh fruit” tasted frozen and not fresh in the slightest.
No butter with the bread at lunch or dinner. When asked i was told its a “breakfast item”
The menu behind reception is massively overpriced and defo contains a 50% tourist tax. Again arrives cold and full of pickles… ( in everything)
THE ROOM - shocking absolutely no one we had the broken door. ( difficult to open too) - bath moudly and dirty. Room is dusty, balcony fits 1 chair very small.
We had 3 single beds, hardly any space for suitcases and getting dressed was a challenge.
The bath leaked when we showered every day soaking the floor. And I mean SOAKING!

The BAR -
Hardly a bar, some dirty and very dusty glasses on display and 1 beer on tap and cola all served flat and mostly dirty glasses given.
Bet you a tenner you wouldn’t find it by yourself because it’s soo unbar like,

THE ALL INCLUSIVE -
Contains
- 1 beer, cola, lemonade, red wine, white wine and some watery juice. ( half didn’t work)
- Food served for 1 hour at a time breakfast , lunch and dinner,

No vitamin bar. No club, no shop like advertised,

THE GOOD BITS -
- The lift is great thou very nice mirror and fast!
- The pool is really stunning but doesn’t get a lot of sun due the building all around.
- locals shops 5 mins walk max!
- The town is 5 min drive ( 5 euro or get uber )
- Some of the staff lovely none were bad,
- The spa very cheap ( although cheaper in the town)
- Nice sauna, Turkish bath and my massage was 5*

Overall would I come back here again? - NO SORRY LADS. Xoxo

Also if you do come - LEARN RUSSSIAN!!! You’ll need it xoxo

As with all the other poor reviews here. They're all correct! Dirty, drab shambles that are masked with the photos. Food is abysmal, room is dirty and stinks of cigarettes... beach is 2km away and awful. The only bar serves watered down juice, local wine and beer. I found the staff to be friendly given the poor surroundings they had to tolerate. Russian and German guests behave very aggressively and not enough seating in the restaurant to accommodate all guests. There are much better places even in this area... give this one a miss! It's pretty damn awful 😖

Echo of lots of negative comments here... dirty, run down hotel that is not all inclusive.
Food is somewhat poor and not sure if at all hygienic.
Too many guests for pool and loungers..and for restaurant. Beach is 2kms away and quite shoddy.
Germans and particularly Russian guests must be used to this poor offering..don't cater for English.
Staff friendly enough whilst managing this dire offering. Would I return or recommend? Not a chance!

I wish I had read reviews because this was no way a 4* hotel!! Barely food! Only one bar with little choice only beer, wine, soft drinks for all inclusive and bar closes at 10!! Food is awful! I lived on just soup for a wk!! No room clean only once every 3days for fresh towels! They don’t even clean ur room! Dirty, smelly, and stank of cigarettes in my room! The beds r uncomfortable like sleeping on wood!! It was the worst hotel I have ever experienced too I wouldn’t even go there again if it was free!! So don’t waste ur money! Not even any bars or restaurants close! Or a shop! Had to walk miles! Such a poor hotel so unfriendly and not helpful!! Had to go to reception to ask for toilet paper because no room service! Very poor standards and very disappointed I wasted my holiday there!

They gave the most horrible room I have even seen, the door lock was broken, the floors are dirty, and the room and bath need a repair. I asked to change the room as it is not how they need to treat their guests. They changed, and it was a little bit bigger, at least, with the not broken lock, but still dirty, the AC works loudly, the furniture is so old. In the hall the carpet is so disgusting dirty. The lady receptionist was at least smiling, and a young man had never smiled and was not pleasant. And it’s SO FAR to the sea!!! 22 minutes walking to the wild beach, and the hotel’s beach is 50 min walk, only transfer can help that goes only 2 times in the morning and 2 times in the afternoon. The beach is not clean, and the road to beach is full of trash! Do not recommend!