Hotel MİKLAGORD in Istanbul

Overall Rating: ⭐️ (1/5 Stars - Because zero isn't an option)

Let's start with the only positive: the Milklagord Istanbul suits its price point and I mean that in the most ironic way possible. If you are looking for a true "adventure" in budget accommodation, where every morning feels like a triumph just for making it to checkout, this is your spot.

The Horror:

• The Room: "Outdated" would be a generous compliment. The room was a monument to questionable design and deferred maintenance. Think mismatched furniture, suspicious stains, and a persistent, damp odor that seemed to challenge the existence of fresh air. The concept of "comfort" was entirely optional, and the soundproofing was non-existent, meaning you'll get a real-time audio tour of the surrounding city and every floor above you.

• The Facilities (or Lack Thereof): Everything felt flimsy, temporary, or actively broken. I wouldn't trust the elevator in a foot race, and the lobby gave off heavy "escape room" vibes.

• The Location: While technically in Istanbul, its relationship with convenience is strained. You might be near things, but getting to them feels like an unnecessarily complex journey.

The Price Point Perspective (Haha):

Here’s the thing: when you pay bottom-dollar, you temper your expectations. I did, and yet the Milklagord still managed to surprise me with its level of commitment to being absolutely horrible. If your budget is this restrictive, you can at least laugh about the experience afterward. It's a cheap roof, and it technically kept the rain out, which is the bare minimum required for a shelter.

Conclusion:

If you require a place to sleep that is not a park bench, and you view minor discomforts as character-building exercises, the Milklagord Istanbul is available. For everyone else, I strongly recommend finding another, marginally more expensive hotel. But hey, it was cheap! And for that, I give it one pity star.

The room was in the basement

They smoke inside and that penetrates the rooms, work during our stay, a lot of noise from the neighbors, very thin false walls. Very small rooms. No parking for the rental car. No wifi, promised with the order but did not exist.

Under zero star , garbage around Hotel Miklagord have the same name HOTEL MEGARON .
Very bad, worst experience. The hotel is right beside garbage and trash so it smelled very bad, and the receptionist was smoking outside when we arrived which is very unprofessional. They wanted us to sleep in the basement where there were insects and bugs. The description does not match with what you get, sleeping in the basement was not in the description. Not even animals want to sleep in that hotel or its rooms. I don't advice anyone to come with children, the insects will make your skin itchy. Stay away from the hotel! If I would've gotten a room for free in that hotel. I would not accept the offer. All the pictures on the website is not correct and the perosnal is unfreindly never

Hotel Miklagord have the same name HOTEL MEGARON . Very bad, worst experience. The hotel is right beside garbage and trash so it smelled very bad, and the receptionist was smoking outside when we arrived which is very unprofessional. They wanted us to sleep in the basement where there were insects and bugs. The description does not match with what you get, sleeping in the basement was not in the description. Not even animals want to sleep in that hotel or its rooms. I don't advice anyone to come with children, the insects will make your skin itchy. Stay away from the hotel! If I would've gotten a room for free in that hotel. I would not accept the offer.